Author: David Polansky

Apr 15,2009

The Moustache speaks

Imagine if Thomas Friedman, overwhelmed by the tabloid travails of such celebrities as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, wrote the following lines: It is the age of the madwoman. The...

Apr 10,2009

Wanted

Some years ago, after the release of the original The Fast and the Furious, a few members of the idiocracy discovered that the distance between two traffic lights on a...

Apr 08,2009

Cossacks on Wall Street

I long ago accepted that the Wall Street Journal oped page took a Lear jet to Bizarro World, but this contribution on the possible rise of antisemitism in the wake...

Apr 08,2009

Dear mom and dad, I’m a jackass

What might seem like a brilliant prank appears less so when you deface your own home. My favorite line: They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets...