Author: Haiku Brew

Mar 05,2007

Haiku Brew: Bald Patrician Celebrity Edition

PATERNITY LAWSUITS Trans-fats taste so good I cannot think for myself We need laws, not choice! — KLS BRITNEY’S NEW DO News most important: Wars, pestilence, famine or A newly...

Feb 20,2007

Haiku Brew: Presidential Surge Edition

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES 1.) What does he stand for? Maybe just a pretty face But he’s bright and clean. 2.) Like Hillarycare? She’s “Chavez in a pantsuit.” Your business is next....

Feb 18,2007

Haiku Brew: Astronauts and Leaks

Have my wig, my love, My plan, a full tank of gas. Now for the diapers. — AEM Lady astronaut Drives to Florida, diapered Pooping all the way Scooter Libby’s...