April 8, 2009

Dear mom and dad, I’m a jackass

By: David Polansky

What might seem like a brilliant prank appears less so when you deface your own home. My favorite line:

They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

This reminds me of the old, cruel Russian joke: “If you see a Bulgarian, kick him. He’ll know why.”

So, if you see an irritating British kid in Ibiza or Majorca…