Haiku Brew: Astronauts and Leaks

Have my wig, my love,
My plan, a full tank of gas.
Now for the diapers.

– AEM

Lady astronaut
Drives to Florida, diapered
Pooping all the way

Scooter Libby’s trial
Much too boring, let’s cover
Anna Nicole Smith

– John Tabin

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