February 18, 2007

Haiku Brew: Astronauts and Leaks

By: Haiku Brew

Have my wig, my love,
My plan, a full tank of gas.
Now for the diapers.


Lady astronaut
Drives to Florida, diapered
Pooping all the way

Scooter Libby’s trial
Much too boring, let’s cover
Anna Nicole Smith

— John Tabin

Shares 0