March 5, 2007

Haiku Brew: Bald Patrician Celebrity Edition

By: Haiku Brew

PATERNITY LAWSUITS

Trans-fats taste so good
I cannot think for myself
We need laws, not choice!
— KLS

BRITNEY’S NEW DO

News most important:
Wars, pestilence, famine or
A newly bald scalp?

— AEM

The next week’s topic: Ann Coulter in Therapy