The day the music, not died, but prostituted itself before a bunch of yammering yentas

Well, it was bad enough when the surviving members of the Grateful Dead broke with tradition and started shilling for presidential candidates, but it’s hard to imagine anything worse than their making an appearance on The View.

The only way they could do more to desecrate my childhood memories would be for them to go back in time and make a bonfire with my stuffed animals.