Put down the remote. You don’t need to watch the Gosselins tonight. Here are the internet videos running around the DC blogosphere that you need to see today:

• Are you kidding? Obama says different things to different audiences at different times? Wild. And he’s a politician, right? Unprecedented.
• Desperately trying to figure out what the internet wants from it, WaPo goes viral.
• Not even the Nationals’ costumed racing president can win at anything.
• Michelle Malkin joins fellow harpies on The View, shouts a lot, and almost gets in an awkward fist fight with Joy Behar and Whoopi.
• FEE’s Lawrence Reed talks on Reason.tv about why having the government run the economy is a recipe for disaster.
• Orly Taitz talks about Obama’s birth certificate on MSNBC, and her crazy is showing.