January 22, 2008

Why not?

By: Sonny Bunch

I don’t get it when people write things like this

I don’t celebrate death

in response to the news that a ton of terrorists killed themselves while experimenting with bubonic plague. What isn’t there to celebrate about their death?

Allow me to be the first to say: I celebrate the death of people working to create WMDs, the intended use of which is to spread terror and kill innocent civilians randomly and without discretion. Given the opportunity, I would literally dance on the graves of these nutjobs with an Absolut martini (straight up, with a twist) in one hand a fine Cuban cigar in the other. Their removal from the planet is a boon for peace-loving people everywhere. Celebrate good times. Come on!