Forehead-smackingly stupid

The guys over at KSK do a fine job of FJMing Peter King every week. But this, about last night’s NCAA championship game, was too stupid to ignore:

g. My brother went to North Carolina, and I like what the Heels stand for, generally. I have no interest whatsoever in Michigan State. But I don’t know how, unless you’re an alum or Roy Williams‘ mother, you can be cheering against the lads from Michigan tonight. The state needs it, the region needs it, a dying industry needs it.

Because the success of Michigan State will singlehandedly revitalize GM and Chrysler. A victory by the boys in green would be worth what, $20, $30 billion in bailout money all on its own?