By • Nov 06,2006

F springs eternal

It’s a sure sign that your adolescence is irretrievably behind you when you no longer take any particular joy in using the word “fuck.” In that fleeting moment around age...

By • Nov 06,2006

Fear California’s Internet Tax

The girl gingerly picked up the two lighters and examined them. “Don’t you feel it?” he kidded her. “The histrocity?” She said, “What is histrocity?” “When a thing has history...

By • Oct 30,2006

Something to hope for

As I sat in the stands of Notre Dame Stadium on September 16, my heart slowly sank into my stomach over the course of the afternoon. My Fighting Irish were...

By • Oct 29,2006

Untrue Love

Are you tired of your relationship? Is there no joy in your joie de vivre, no spring in your step, no rocket in your pocket? Sure, you could tell your...

By • Oct 29,2006

Fiction: Milk of Malie

Malie trundled down to the waiting area for Flight 163 to San Diego. There were no attendants at the boarding gate yet, so she picked a seat by the huge...