Dear mom and dad, I’m a jackass
What might seem like a brilliant prank appears less so when you deface your own home. My favorite line:
They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
This reminds me of the old, cruel Russian joke: “If you see a Bulgarian, kick him. He’ll know why.”
So, if you see an irritating British kid in Ibiza or Majorca…