October 14, 2009

Next up for Peace Prize: Masseuses!

By: Sonny Bunch

The head of the Nobel Committee defends giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize:

“All these things have contributed to — I wouldn’t say a safer world — but a world with less tension,” he said.

Masseuses of the world unite! Just think of all the tension — shoulder, back, lower back — your rubdowns* have eliminated. You’re next in line for a Nobel…

*Keep your minds out of the gutter, children.