Dear God…(Updated)

…If I ever write a piece of navel-gazing dreck this insipid please remove my hands from my arms as punishment so I may never write again. This piece is the reason why I’ve never understood personal blogs: self-absorption is incredibly unbecoming.

Update: If you managed to get through that NY Times Magazine piece, here’s the NY Post piece Josh Stein wrote that Gould references. I’ll say this: these two deserve each other.

A bonus: Emily Gould getting her clock cleaned on Jimmy Kimmel. I remember watching that live–don’t ask me why I would ever watch LKL live, but it probably had something to do with Jimmy Kimmmel–and thinking “that poor girl doesn’t deserve this.” I take it all back.