Pfft

If there’s no such thing as the singularity, just kill me now. Ray Kurzweil promised me ever-lasting life (as did Our Lady Peace!)*…If I find out he lied to me (just like Willy Wonka…ever-lasting gobstopper my…) I don’t think I can go on.

h/t Will Wilson

*I promise to never, ever mention Our Lady Peace again