Haiku Brew: Bald Patrician Celebrity Edition
PATERNITY LAWSUITS Trans-fats taste so good I cannot think for myself We need laws, not choice! — KLS BRITNEY’S NEW DO News most important: Wars, pestilence, famine or A newly...
PATERNITY LAWSUITS Trans-fats taste so good I cannot think for myself We need laws, not choice! — KLS BRITNEY’S NEW DO News most important: Wars, pestilence, famine or A newly...
Odds of dying in a plane crash: 1 in 5,051. Odds of dying in a car accident: 1 in 237. Odds that asteroid Apophis will strike Earth in 2036: 1...
“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the...
In the May-June 2003 issue of Harvard magazine, Drew Gilpin Faust wrote an article titled “Living History,” detailing her personal investigation into a letter she wrote to President Eisenhower as a nine-year-old...
Congress has been out of session for a week, and I feel better already. It doesn’t matter which party is in power — late at night, when I stroll home...
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES 1.) What does he stand for? Maybe just a pretty face But he’s bright and clean. 2.) Like Hillarycare? She’s “Chavez in a pantsuit.” Your business is next....