God I hate bikers/pedestrians
And just last night, a driver on 14th Street near the Columbia Heights Metro station swerved toward me, nearly clipping my toes, when I stepped out on foot into the lane but then stepped back toward the car. So, I punched her trunk as she passed, prompting her male passenger, who was behaving in a manner consistent with being high on drugs, to hop out and, after some debate about etiquette, follow me into that terrible pollo burrito place there by the Gentrification Giant and punch me in the face.
To recap:
- Aggrieved, self-righteous blogger thinks someone came too close to her in an intersection;
- Aggrieved, self-righteous blogger commits assault;
- Aggrieved, self-righteous blogger gets punched in the face.
Yeah … she gets tons of sympathy from me.