Next thing you know…

…they’ll be throwing out the muffin stumps as well!

One Miriam’s Kitchen official explained, “If anyone brings us donuts, Steve [the chef] throws them away. . . . It is not good food for our guests. We care too much to give them anything but the best. Steve wants our guests to have the same experience as if they were paying $30 for the meal.”

You’re telling me homeless people don’t want donuts? I find that hard to believe. Donuts are delicious! Especially if they’re from Krispy Kreme. Dunkin’ Donuts is for fey Northeasterners.