Profound philosophical questions

If God is good, why does evil exist? Do men have free will, or are our actions predetermined?

Above all, why don’t hotels ever put little tubes of toothpaste in your bathroom?

The hotel I just stayed in had little bottles of mouthwash, shampoo, body lotion, conditioner and several bars of soap. Clearly, the issue isn’t money. Is the anti-toothpaste lobby getting in the way? Does toothpaste cause global warming? I dunno.

I learned my lesson a long time ago. Bring your own damn toothpaste.