White presidents play basketball like this*
But black presidents play basketball like this!
*This is another one of those jokes that would be 100 times better if I could find the Simpsons clip where the stereotypical black comedian is doing stand up and says “White people drive like this [while hunched over a fake steering wheel], but black people drive like this! [With one hand on the wheel, slouched down in the seat, and an arm on the passenger seat]” But of course, I can’t find it. Seriously, 20th Century Fox: You need a website that’s well-organized and easily searchable so I can better illustrate my points. Something like this. How about you get on that.