Why I Hate New York

From the comments to Julia Schwarz’s Doublethink story on Keith Gessen:

Like, ohmigosh! Did you hear? Emily is sleeping with Keith again!

This is the young vibrant New York literary scene: no better than our own loathsome DC-based Brightest Young Things. At least BYT doesn’t pretend to be anything more than a bunch of callow hipsters going to discos.