April 30, 2009

Seriously, people

By: Sonny Bunch

You don’t have the swine flu. Even if you did, you’ll probably survive. And by “probably” I mean “certainly.” It hasn’t killed any Americans yet. It will kill a handfull, but that will pale in comparison to the 36,000 people who die of the flu every year. Chill the f–k out.

(On the other hand…)