October 13, 2009

Tyler Durden: Making Sense

By: Sonny Bunch

On Roman Polanski:

We should do a lot more vigilante justice in this country. It would really keep pedophiles on their toes. The laws should be redone where, if a guy drugs your 13-year-old daughter then nails her in the ass, and then you hunt and eliminate that person, so what? Who cares? As long as you kill the right guy, whats the big deal? Now, if you kill the wrong person or, let’s say, your neighbor for watching TV too loud for example, that would still be illegal. You can’t do that. But the guy who raped your daughter? Game on. He should be ripped apart by horses then sewn back together. And we would do that until the horses got sleepy.

Now look, I’m not necessarily arguing for vigilante justice to rule in cases of kiddie rape. I’m just saying that, if it happened … Who cares? I mean, that “Who cares” in the above is key. Seriously. Who would care? More importantly, why?